Attention, my dears! I now have 22,000 points. In a minute will leave the virtual world for the (gasp)?

"real" world, if only for a while. As a token of your ersatz esteem what sort of gift have you for moi on this momentous occasion? Be nice, now. I'm a lady, I am. Of course as Mehitibel the alley cat said, "there's a dance in the old dame yet'!